Pornhub WankBand Wearable Collects Energy From Jerking Off To Charge Gadgets
From being one of the leading pornographic sites in the world, Pornhub has apparently decided to enter the wearables business with one clear goal in mind: To make the world a better place by harnessing the power of millions of people jerking off to make clean, renewable energy.
WankBand by Pornhub is the first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet, by loving yourself. Ladies and gentlemen, the power is now literally in your hand.
To quote the company, "At Pornhub, we’re concerned about the amount of energy consumed by our users while enjoying the millions of hours of content we provide on our site. That’s why we’ve decided to pitch in to help save the environment by creating a revolutionary wearable tech device."
So how does WankBand work? Well, inside this wearable there's a valve with weight inside that generates energy every time it moves in an up and down motion -- akin to what one's hand would do while jerking off. So the more you move the band in such a way, the more energy it collects. It's very similar to those hand-pump powered flashlights if you've ever played with those.
Find out more about the Wankband and how you can create dirty energy at www.thewankband.com and sign up to become a Be(a)ta tester so you can find out how this amazing invention can help you save the planet. No word yet on its availability via Pornhub's online store and other retail channels.
WankBand by Pornhub is the first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet, by loving yourself. Ladies and gentlemen, the power is now literally in your hand.
To quote the company, "At Pornhub, we’re concerned about the amount of energy consumed by our users while enjoying the millions of hours of content we provide on our site. That’s why we’ve decided to pitch in to help save the environment by creating a revolutionary wearable tech device."
So how does WankBand work? Well, inside this wearable there's a valve with weight inside that generates energy every time it moves in an up and down motion -- akin to what one's hand would do while jerking off. So the more you move the band in such a way, the more energy it collects. It's very similar to those hand-pump powered flashlights if you've ever played with those.
Once there's enough power inside the WankBand, you can connect it to your smartphone or tablet via its USB port to charge them.
"And now, when your partner catches you in the act, you can simply say that you're just trying to save on the electric bill," Pornhub said.
It's not just for men! This wearable is 100% unisex.
Find out more about the Wankband and how you can create dirty energy at www.thewankband.com and sign up to become a Be(a)ta tester so you can find out how this amazing invention can help you save the planet. No word yet on its availability via Pornhub's online store and other retail channels.
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